https://pornfaze.com/tags/beer-guzzling/ Wed 15 Apr 2026 17:48:56 +0200 https://pornfaze.com/videos/1926161/drunky-wins-the-lottery-and-gets-buzzed-and-fat2/
We discover drunky on the couch just lit out of her mind and belching and hiccuping up a storm! that's me btw! i'm laughing at funny online videos and chugging away at a beer! just then the lottery comes on and complain that i never win and all i've ever gotten is a fuckling ball point pen. my phone rings and i sloppily try to answer, dropping my phone in the process. turns out, i won the lottery! i decide to celebrate by drinking more, taking a guzzle of liquor and beer and stumbling out of view.. a few days later i come stumbling into the kitchen. i have gained a noticeable beer belly! i giggle and slump against the counter, laughing at how much i've celebrated and patting my belly! i'm convinced that i'm still inebriated from my earlier celebrations. i start to search the endless empty beer cans on the counter trying to find some dribbles that are left over! finally, with little success, i decide to call the liquor delivery service and after a very confusing conversation manage to order a ton of more booze! i climb up onto the counter and promptly fall resting while battling the hiccups. several days later, i am sitting in my entry way surrounded by beer cans, while belching. i decided here was best to drink as my alcohol delivery just came. i struggle to get to my feet and grab a new can. my belly has gotten even bigger and more jiggly! i hear a ringing sound and try to answer the can. oh .. oops.... i go off and find my phone. hewlloww? i say groggily... they ask what i'm doing with my money and make up a lie about investing. i secretly plan on spending it all on booze! there's an investment for ya! i get off the phone and open another beer in order to double fist it, before stumbling away.  a few weeks later, i am back in my kitchen looking for more beer and mumbling about how there's no more beer on the sofa. i chug away and pat my even larger belly and hiccup... followed by a loud burp! i sloppily chug the rest of my beer and burp again. my makeup is smeared across my face and i manage to finish off all the beers that i had left! i mumble about being horny yet too inebriated to masturbate. once again, i call the alcohol delivery service and ask what drink doesn't give you beer belly. perfect, a dozen liquor bottles it is! and like a few packs of beers. that should work! i slump down to the floor and fall soundly resting.  a few more weeks pass and my gut is massive. i'm smashed as i belch loudly and drink from a liquor bottle! i try to talk and i keep butchering it a whole bunch, before giving up. i turn on the tv and the lottery comes on as i remark that i recognize this show. then my phone rings. i barely get it up to my ear and turns out i'm a crowd favorite and they are going to give me more money! oh wow! time to celebrate with more drinking! woohoo! i can do this forever now! ]]> Mon 17 Oct 2022 22:39:07 +0200 https://pornfaze.com/videos/1926161/drunky-wins-the-lottery-and-gets-buzzed-and-fat2/